F.A.B: most hated

So this is a bit of a rant. Sorry about that!

Just to say, I know I called these things 'Most Hated', but it doesn't necessarily mean I hate these things, just that they really annoy me or are just.. well... crap.

Does any of that make sense??

Lets get started.

F.A.B Most Hated

1.) 'I picked these up today from the drugstore'

Oh really, did you? So you flew all the way to America to get your products? No? You went to a phaaaarmacy? Oh. I see now...

2.) Collection 2000 brown liquid eyeliner

I don't know why I ever considered this might be a good product, but I was at a loose end and needed a brown liner STAT and ended up with this poor excuse for one! The packaging is horrible, the applicator sheds (I don't even know how that's possible because its a sponge, but it does), the consistently is like water, and IT'S NOT EVEN BROWN! It's pretty much black. Rubbish.

3.) Zara sale

I came, I moaned, I left empty handed. Maybe it's just the Harlequin (Watford) store, but there was nothing in there but cardigans and vest tops. Tch!

4.) Maybelline Lash Stiletto mascara

I can't believe they are still hyping up this mascara. Surely anyone that has used it can notice that it smells like compost!? I didn't purposely sniff the wand, don't be thinking I'm some serial makeup sniffer, but you can't help but notice. I put it on my lashes and I could still smell it! Maybelline Collossal Volume smells the same! Anyway, so the thin and excessively too long wand does lengthen lashes (well done) but that's all it does, not curling, definitely not thickening and just generally creating horribly 'spidey' lashes. Booooo!

5.) Purposely ripped tights

'Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?' Good GOD women don't do it!